Random Quotes:

Quote from the AOP Message Board:

"Hey I just wanted to say hi to everyone. You guys should thank your buddy, Amanda, for telling me about this place. Casey, I can't express how flattered I am by these websites! You're really dedicated, and I'm honored to have your interest. From what I hear, you've been with us since the beginning....and I hope I see you here in the future. Thanks, and good luck.
Fondly,
Pyro "

MORE PYRO QUOTES:
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"It's like everything I do has a Beavis twist to it."
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"You know you've heard good music, when your heart actually starts beating with it."
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"Super Smash Brothers.....Isn't that the game where youre like, "Boom!" and "Smash!" and "Slam!" and then youre like 'OMG THERES BLOOD COMING OUT MY EARS!!!'"
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"I'm tall, and I ain't no ballerina."
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"Don't laugh at Pyro. Pyro falls a lot."
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"I didn't say I hated Final Fantasy! Don't be acting all like, 'Pyro's a video game racist.'"
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"That's spifferlicious!"
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"No, you have to talk like Yoda! Very flatulent and awkward, we are."
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Some Guy: "Shiver me timbers!"
Pyro: "DONT EVER ASK A LADY TO SHIVER YOUR TIMBERS."
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"My Aunt once bought a foreign car....it was called a toy-yoda. She said she got it from a garage sale."
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"You think Yoda was a cheese man? Like maybe when he takes a break from saving the universe, he tries to break the World Cheese-Fart Record?"
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"'Chocolate Drink' is just hot cocoa mix and water. You can buy the sh** at that food store on the corner by your grandmas place. You know, where all those big scary lookin guys hang out...thats where you can get WONDER BREAD. Wonder Bread and a 9 mm. Thats my kinda store, dude."
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"'Poopyfied' should be added to the dictionary."
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"Oh monkey nuts."
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"Oh and now youre bringing the CAT into it? Oh you sick....SICK man."
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"That's the nuts!"
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"ATTACK OF THE NO ASS MAN!"
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"For the last time, WE ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN BAND! I don't think we categorize as anything, but 'strange'."
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"I have always had, and continue to have small furry creatures behind my eyes."
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"*turns you into a booger* YOU ARE NOW IN FLAMEHEADS NOSE! Be careful, he feeds them to his sugar glider."
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"You there! WOMAN! *poof!* YOU ARE ASPARAGUS!"
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"I think my ideal date just might be water skiing. "
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"Did u poo yourself?"
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Pyro: I want a lightstick. All those people get lightsticks, so I want one too.
Random Guy: Hahaha.
Pyro: I mean, everyone in here got a lightstick for the show, except me and the band.
FlameHead: I have one, see? *shows off lightstick*
Pyro: Flame, give me your lightstick.
FlameHead: There's a whole bucket full right over there...
Pyro: *looks at the bucket of lightsticks* ...Oh. Well I want yours.
FlameHead: Hey why don't you just leave me and my lightstick alone and then you won't embarass yourself? How about that?
Pyro: How about I shove it up your ass?
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"One day I'm going to get really crazy with the sewing machine. I am totally doing a show in like a pirate...medieval...banana-suit get up. With one of those spinner hats and a wooden leg. On Jay Leno. Yesssss."
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"Sometimes I want to hit my PC with a baseball bat and then force it to watch me use a Mac."